schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

lucariomegas:

*puts pocky stick in my mouth* see, its a metaphor, i put the weeaboo thing in my mouth without eating it, so im technically not a weeb

bluejeanchan:

priest-of-rage:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution

Actually, you are so wrong it’s not even funny.

THIS, is a fucking bee.

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(Source: leatherh0ff)

marcockbodt:

friendly reminder that Eren blames himself for the deaths at Trost because he couldn’t plug the hole fast enough

friendly reminder that Eren blames himself for the deaths on the expedition because he made the wrong choice

friendly reminder that Eren blames himself for the raid on Stohess being fruitless because he hesitated to fight Annie 

friendly reminder that Eren Jeager is angry all the time because he takes responsibility for everything

(Source: inzerogravity)

itsawond3rful-life:

sincerely-harry:

my baby brother was really upset so

he was crying

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until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop

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Best post on tumblr omg

(Source: legeniall)

wkdart:

"Impale me with your blood sword" sounds pretty fuckin metal

(Source: shuhannazy)

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

seerofsarcasm:

fuckyeahkagamine-twins:

so miku is opening for lady gaga

I LAUGHED AND SAID “HAHA THAT’S SOME FUNNY SHIT RIGHT THERE” BUT THEN I WENT TO HER TWITTER AND THIS ISN’T A JOKE THIS IS REAL

Anonymous sent:
The boys when you "turn" into a vampire?

diabolikloversheadcanons:

Shu: At least you’re not limited to a certain number of hours now… *smile* Come sleep…

Reiji: Well, now that you’re “mature”, shall I test some new punishments on you?

Raito: Nfu, bitchy-chan… *kiss* I don’t care that your warmth is gone… That’s what making love is for. *kiss*

Kanato: Maybe now you’ll understand me!

Ayato: Keh! Now we can stay up all night and you can make me takoyaki whenever I want it!

Subaru: I didn’t have much choice; you were going to die. It’s okay if you want to leave now. You can leave.

Ruki: Livestock, since you don’t need to breathe as much, how about I make the collar a bit tighter?

Kou: The only thing that I don’t like about this new situation is that I can’t see what’s going on in your heart. *frown* But I have you forever now, so that’s all that matters.

Yuma: Oi, sow, you can handle much more as a vampire. You realize that, don’t you? Just wait until you see what I have in store for you. You’ll just scream.

Azusa: I can…pleasure you without worrying that…you’re going to leave me behind. *smile* That…makes me happy… Does that make you happy…? I hope that it does…

tagged: #no subaru bby
Anonymous sent:
diabolik lovers is disgusting. jump off a cliff.

diabolikloversheadcanons:

Y’know, I would, but a sad, lonely person hiding behind the anon option seems to have spoiled my need to do so. Thanks for being a coward, okay?

Also, let’s think of a different scenario. Let’s swap the vampire brothers for vampire sisters and our sweet, darling heroine, Yui, for an equally as sweet and darling hero who is a man. Who the fuck is complaining now?

No one in this fandom EXCUSES any of the Sakamaki or Mukami brothers from doing the cruel things they do to her. None of us do. Do we love these brothers? You’re goddamn right we love them, but our love doesn’t get in the way of the fact that they’re monsters.

Shu loves Yui’s blood when she’s scared because it apparently tastes better. Reiji whips Yui when she’s done something that seems wrong to him. Raito is a pervert and refers to women as “bitchy-chan” and helped kill Cordelia. Kanato is a batshit crazy, temper tantrum-throwing shota who helped in the killing of Cordelia. Ayato is a possessive freak who started the killing of Cordelia. Subaru is a lonely boy who will hurt anyone who gets close to him because he hates himself.

Ruki is a lonely boy who had to deal with his mom leaving and dad being killed and being branded like a livestock and refers to girls as such. Kou is a boy who doesn’t understand what love is supposed to mean and is a total asshole in general. Yuma is a huge scary boy who loves intimidating others. Azusa likes to get hurt because it makes him feel “alive” and he always asks Yui if he can do it to her, too.

We are overprotective of them because we love them, but we also understand that they’re terrible creatures. THESE VAMPIRES ARE NOT YOUR PRECIOUS FUCKING CULLENS OR DENALIS FROM THE TWILIGHT SAGA. These are blood-sucking, sadistic vampires - the way that they were supposed to be. Why? Because they’re MONSTERS.

OH, ME, OH, MY, MONSTERS ACTING LIKE MONSTERS! WHAT A TRAVESTY. WAAAH.

If it’s triggering for you, don’t look at it. If you think it’s rape-y, don’t look at it. If you think it isn’t a good franchise *grabs your head* don’t.fucking.look.at.it.

Give me a fucking break and get off your high horse and go do something productive like educate yourself on this franchise and this fandom, because we don’t put up with this kind of bullshit. If you want to complain and call a fandom disgusting, go check out the My Little Pony fandom. Get the hell away from my blog and please let the door hit your ass on the way out.

FUCKING BLESS

cacacandy:

Well well, I have been thinking in regards to their relationship as far as I have read in some of the translations (particularly Subaru’s HBD’s ending) they seem to have a better relationship out of the other Sakamaki siblings. Also this may seem a bit biased of the two but I just believe with…

Anonymous sent:
the boys reacting at their girl sucking a lollipop (seductively of course)

diabolikloversheadcanons:

Shu: …Hmph… *smile* (“Huh?”)

Reiji: You’re so indecent. (“Am I?”) Stop that right this instant!

Raito: Nfu, bitchy-chan~ *kiss on the cheek* (*smile*) You want to play with me? *hug*

Kanato: *watches intently*

Ayato: *pretends not to notice, but keeps looking over*

Subaru: I-Idiot, stop doing that… (“Stop what?”) THAT.

Ruki: Livestock, if you need to say something, say it. (“This isn’t obvious enough?”) Livestock!

Kou: *cuddles with her while she sucks on the lollipop*

Yuma: You sure you don’t want to suck on a carrot, sow? (*chokes*)

Azusa: *looks down* O-Oh… *blush*

homelessperson:

Bae: Come over
Me: I can’t I’m at church
Bae: No ones home…  

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